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Toasty


'Forum Admin'

Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 2792425
Posts: 12350
AIM YIM

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 6:20 a.m. - Subject:

That’s because you’re smokin’ hot. That’s why I sent mine.


JJoechump


'Egg Mauler'

Member Lvl: 74
Egg Points: 1451822
Posts: 1927

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 6:36 a.m. - Subject:

My dad met his last two wives through online dating, probably good if your looking for a one night swing but if your looking for something more serious (or someone who wont turn out to be a serial killer) I would recommend the old fashioned (all be it much harder) method of classical social interaction...


MURDERMASTER


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Member Lvl: 4
Egg Points: 358
Posts: 425

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 1:18 p.m. - Subject:

yes i do i have a fuckbook and adultfreind finder acount LOL i post the pics i get on 4chan.


ChaosMaestro


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Egg Points: 79196
Posts: 1049

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 1:24 p.m. - Subject:

had to post this.


my favourite social networking site is a few hangouts in the real life town of Lymington I grew up in.


MURDERMASTER


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Egg Points: 358
Posts: 425

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 2:29 p.m. - Subject:

^^^^^
EPIC


timmydogman


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Egg Points: 31268
Posts: 945
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Posted: Nov 16, 2009 2:36 p.m. - Subject:

5* to chaos for making my day.


Smooth_Criminal


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Member Lvl: 4
Egg Points: 1919
Posts: 327

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 3:23 p.m. - Subject:

go out in public for dating bitches.


PussyLiquor


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Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 43585
Posts: 3614
YIM

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 4:04 p.m. - Subject:

That made my day Chaos.

I’m going to go make an eHarmony account now, I want to get IP banned for silly things.


TOMMY_BOY


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Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 8427425
Posts: 3630
AIM YIM

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 5:02 p.m. - Subject:

Haha, that was funny Chaos, eHarmony doesn’t like me either.

They booted me for political views.


The__Overlord


'of the Universe'
Egg Moderator

Member Lvl: 88
Egg Points: 2452933
Posts: 9130

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 5:04 p.m. - Subject:

Scarlett, get pwnage pics from these guys. That would be awesome. :D


H-Dogg


Master Egg
Member Lvl: 34
Egg Points: 949770
Posts: 2866

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 8:23 p.m. - Subject:

I was going to make an egg for a Craigslist prank. Get a picture of a cute puppy, and make up an ad saying I found the puppy. Further, I need to find a home for the puppy as quickly as possible or he’ll have to be euthanized, because I’m going to prison for three years starting next month. Then I’d give out the phone number on a disposable prepaid phone I just bought.

For the voicemail on the phone, I’d say something like "Hi, if you’re calling about the puppy, I’m sorry, but you’re too late; I had him put to sleep." Then I can collect the angry voicemails from all the people I trolled.

The mail problem with this prank is what to do with the audio recordings. I’d have to somehow store them someplace you mooks can click on them and hear for yourselves. If anyone wants to do this, go for it.

But trolling for dates sounds like fun, too.


The__Overlord


'of the Universe'
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Member Lvl: 88
Egg Points: 2452933
Posts: 9130

Posted: Nov 16, 2009 9:02 p.m. - Subject:

Actually, you can get free voicemail to email. Here are some selections. I know you can get free voicemail because I used to have an account. AE did this once too about 3 years ago. They don’t always give you a number in your state so you would have to troll the craigslist of the states number they gave you. It would still be effective. Do it, H-Dogg. :D


ELECTRICJELLY


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Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 59130
Posts: 926

Posted: Nov 17, 2009 6:13 p.m. - Subject:

I don’t get why people are so deperate that they have to resort to going on the interwebz to find a partner that most likely has the "angles" and also most probably will not like them in real life or because of their quite obvious desperation to find a partner and become a NON-VIRGIN before they die at the age of 70. I think it’s just fucking pointless.
   
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